Forgive me for being mad (Calvinized)

Calvin is me. Me is calvin. (who cares about grammarwhen everything is rhyming?)











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U kno something????? Some aliens are behind me.. [[we cant see them with naked eyes////
U have to put limejuice in ur eyes to see them! ]]
They were reading what Calvin was writing , cuddling behind my chair….
Thay always doubt Calvin is writing secret letters to report abt them!

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But for a guy as smart as calvin, their powers are nothing.

I pressed ENTER key for sometime… so tht it was a blank page before me….
Then I started pressing keys in random.. and thts wht u see above…

Its actually their language..( it will look like english to u, but Calvin have cryptised it with a software so tht YOU wont be able to decipher nything . [[am sorry, but its classified business, boy….]] )

Wht Calvin was writing was tht, Calvin need a good player of cricket so tht whenever I need to play cricket …….and I have a software to load to his chip….
Haha… they got confused… they thought I was writing it to some other alien( was using their lang) and they thought there is a double agent among themselves…

They left the place hurriedly( they think they can find out tht guy by just checking who all were mailing at 8.00pm from their spaceship!
Haha!


I ll tell u something.. aliens are so gullible…… hoooooooooooh! One just has to have the right knowledge.. u kno..
I did have a nice laugh after they were gone…..






Now.. coming to think of it…. Calvin feels a nice bad smell from somewhere.
As calvin got a guy to play cricket for sometime out of his flat… I thot it was me who was stinking.
And the fact is tht it is not me.

I am still searching for its source.
I think I should really apply for an all-time-limejuice carrier to calvin’s authorities.
U never know when and why the aliens do something. U have to be alert, u kno….
I think they have planted some terrible smelling tracking device under my left shoes!








Yes. It has to be that!


As Calvin was playing on the road, I stepped on a piece of dog-shit which was not there a minute before and after!

Now, logically thinking,
aliens wud have planted it there while I was playing [ for it wasn’t there when we started playing]
It would have stuck to my shoes for sure [ for it wasn’t there when we stopped playing]

{ and..i was foolish enough not to put lime-juice in my eyes while playing…. ALIENS… u nvr know when they take their chances.. tht is onething I admire in them.. they make most of their chances….}

As we are speaking… I check out the external factors commanding the present situation[ u guys probably might recall my consideration to the external factors in solving the problem of no-vent-still-water-on-the-floor which yielded phenomenal results]

The external factors:
AUGUST 15th.
AC has been switched off. (bloody security….talk about comfortable working (sorry, blogging) conditions)
its hot in here
the tracking device under my shoes is working good.( it smells)
I have to take bath immediately
shake off the tracking device so tht aliencs cant follow
keep tracking device in working condition so that aliens wont know they have lost me.++++++ I ll leave it inside a toilet of MBT++++++


Considering all these things, calvin should leave now!


And HERE comes the novel idea from calvin ( imagine a light bulb[ lighted one] just near by calvin’s head…. U will get the image)

Why don’t I write down in a piece of paper “ ALIENS , LAND HERE “ and paste it on terrace of MBT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:))))

Wow.. its really a nice idea!

They will surely fall for it.
They will have a look at it from their spaceship( invisible ofcourse if not with lime-juiced eyes)
Then they will land here on MBT terrace, right into my waiting hands… my guns will quench their thirst for alien blood! Huahahahaha!!!!


So, see u then! Lemme move to execute my plan! ( its not a simple plan it’s a planATERIUM…huaaaaahahaha :))

{---------- inspired by a moment of madness- got calvinized-----------}